The last rays of direct sunlight we saw were from the top of Rysy before hiking down into Slovakia six days ago. Since then, our motto has been “It’s not a day in Slovakia if it doesn’t rain!” So we looked at each other completely perplexed when the clouds finally broke on the second day of our bike trip into wine country. Why so bright? Are we still in Slovakia? Finally realizing how long it had been since we’d seen the sun, we bowed our heads slightly in gratitude and slathered on more sunscreen.
And gratitude is perhaps the best theme for recounting our biking experience through the Slovakian wine country. While we truly enjoyed the trip, so many elements defied our expectations. It sounded like our kind of adventure… rent bikes for a few days, plan a loop through a wine region, and taste along the way. But we are not in Napa. We are in Slovakia.
First, we were grateful we spent the day in Bratislava exploring and planning before we headed out to the countryside. Bratislava’s old town is so wonderfully quaint with a maze of winding streets and beautifully restored buildings filled with cafes and history (and an especially delicious sweets shop serving an endless list of delectable cakes and flavored sipping chocolates).
Second, we were grateful the tourist information office had a couple maps that actually showed bike routes out to at least some of the wine country…. despite them not knowing a lick of information beyond that (about either biking or the wine country), and despite the company we wanted to rent bikes from telling us we should not bike out that way and why don’t we just do a nice day trip instead?
Third, we were grateful to find at least one person in Bratislava who looked at our potential routes and confirmed that they were in fact possible. They weren’t.
Fourth, we were grateful when we finally reached what seemed to be the highest point in Bratislava on day one, walking our bikes most of the way, and began descending toward a lovely, cruiseable trail. And we were super grateful that the multitude of trained-to-kill german shepherds* guarding every house on a particularly wealthy block of this descent (that was not on the recommended bike route but was necessary to take) were behind closed gates.
Fifth, we were so grateful for the kindness of the woman (I’ll call her Mary) at the first winery we visited towards the end of our first day. Having no information on wine tasting and customs in this region, despite our efforts to figure them out, Mary informed us that the wineries only do tastings on reservations made ahead of time, but she invited us in to try one of their wines as she happened to have a bottle open. It was sensational, and that isn’t simply because it was our first and we’d just ridden several miles through the rain to arrive there. It was really delicious. And Mary gave us quite a bit more information on touring the area and helped us get oriented.
The custom is a bit different here. People do not generally go out to the wineries to taste (unless they’re on an organized tour and/or have scheduled ahead of time… not exactly our m.o., nor do we have any idea how we would have learned that ahead of time). Instead, they go to different wine shops in the towns to taste, and thus they do maybe one or two tastings over the course of a few days, rather than doing a few smaller tastings each day. This helped explain why, when we asked people where we should go to taste wine, they barely mentioned actually tasting the wine in their recommended sites of wine country. Instead we were told we should visit several historical sites and a couple castles in the area “and then maybe visit this shop and taste some wines, have some lunch” etc. Inevitably, we did exactly that, but we only really understood it all in retrospect.
Sixth, we were grateful for Robo and his girlfriend at VinoCentrum in Svaty Jur for allowing us to taste several wines from the local region, pouring us a few glasses of the ones we particularly liked, and serving us incredibly delicious cheese and bread. Robo also regaled us with a few stories of previous tourists and of the recent history of the region as it revives itself from its communist past and again seeks to make Slovakian wine unique to its location.
Seventh, we were grateful for the woman at the hostel for giving us our own room, even though it was a shared, four-bed dorm. Most (All?) other travelers on that floor smoked like it was their last day on earth. Thankfully, our room stayed relatively smoke free.
Eighth, surprisingly, I was grateful to be riding my ill fitting boy’s mountain bike (“lady bikes” were not available when we rented) when the paved trail we were hoping to take out and back to Pezinok for the day ended in a muddy road (it had rained all night). I was even more grateful for it when the muddy road ended in a single track of mud and grass that we eventually opted out of for the even muddier but wider flattened field below the track. Brian was also grateful I was on a mountain bike for that part. And perhaps I should say we were even grateful for the muddied, unpaved road as it made certain we limited our adventure to something we could actually do without too much stress. We were both grateful to find paved road again. And we were ecstatic to learn we could throw our bikes on the train to get back to our hostel rather than bike back along the crazy mud flat.
Ninth, we were grateful for the delightfulness of the countryside and towns we visited. Despite our bike trail being alongside a major road, a route chosen to fit our level of biking experience, the other side of the trail was lined with beautiful vineyards much of the way. And the vines were heavy with perfectly plump fruit.
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay in Svaty Jur with its hostel almost a full mile straight uphill, its hidden castle ruins, and its interesting and friendly people serving both delicious wine and delicious treats! We also loved our day in Pezinok with its historical self guided walking tour and small town pride and preservation. We tasted some absolutely delicious wines as well as the local table wine that people bring their jugs to have filled. And we found another chocolate shop and indulged in another sipping chocolate as well as a small bit of fondue (served to us by Scarlett Johansson’s doppleganger).
And finally, tenth, we were grateful for a lovely, fairly event free and mostly sunny last day of riding in which we saw two castle ruins and biked down the Danube before returning our bikes and crashing early.
*Brian and I both love dogs. We are not bad-mouthing german shepherds as a breed. But these particular ones were guard dogs. They were scary.